If .......

[tiger_one]

....players could choose their own Third Party sponsor.

Like if (back in the day) Mark Gasnier could have gone for RSL taxis, or Vodaphone.
Or our Dane Laurie with Omni Skateboards.
Or Adam Doueihi with Auburn Kebab House
Or (again back a bit) Robbie Kearnes with Australain Saddles
Or John Hopoate with Scotch Finger biscuits
Or James Graham with Sydney Smiles Dental
Or Joel Monaghan with RSPCA
Or Todd Carney with Sydney Water
Or Anthony Mundine as ambassador for Danny Green Speaker Promotions
Or Mitchell Pearce with Canine Counselling.

And there'd be heaps more.

Please add:

 

[gallagher]

....players could choose their own Third Party sponsor.

Like if (back in the day) Mark Gasnier could have gone for RSL taxis, or Vodaphone.
Or our Dane Laurie with Omni Skateboards.
Or Adam Doueihi with Auburn Kebab House
Or (again back a bit) Robbie Kearnes with Australain Saddles
Or John Hopoate with Scotch Finger biscuits
Or James Graham with Sydney Smiles Dental
Or Joel Monaghan with RSPCA
Or Todd Carney with Sydney Water
Or Anthony Mundine as ambassador for Danny Green Speaker Promotions
Or Mitchell Pearce with Canine Counselling.

And there'd be heaps more.

Please add:

Hoppa, 😅😅😅

 

[happy_tiger]

....players could choose their own Third Party sponsor.

Like if (back in the day) Mark Gasnier could have gone for RSL taxis, or Vodaphone.
Or our Dane Laurie with Omni Skateboards.
Or Adam Doueihi with Auburn Kebab House
Or (again back a bit) Robbie Kearnes with Australain Saddles
Or John Hopoate with Scotch Finger biscuits
Or James Graham with Sydney Smiles Dental
Or Joel Monaghan with RSPCA
Or Todd Carney with Sydney Water
Or Anthony Mundine as ambassador for Danny Green Speaker Promotions
Or Mitchell Pearce with Canine Counselling.

And there'd be heaps more.

Please add:

Didn't think Hoppa was Scottish lol

 

[Winston Churchill]

Or Luke Brooks with NRL

 

[Cobarcats]

....players could choose their own Third Party sponsor.

Like if (back in the day) Mark Gasnier could have gone for RSL taxis, or Vodaphone.
Or our Dane Laurie with Omni Skateboards.
Or Adam Doueihi with Auburn Kebab House
Or (again back a bit) Robbie Kearnes with Australain Saddles
Or John Hopoate with Scotch Finger biscuits
Or James Graham with Sydney Smiles Dental
Or Joel Monaghan with RSPCA
Or Todd Carney with Sydney Water
Or Anthony Mundine as ambassador for Danny Green Speaker Promotions
Or Mitchell Pearce with Canine Counselling.

And there'd be heaps more.

Please add:

Thread of the year 🤣🤣
Might have to re-up this a few times as your list hard to top.

 

[tiger_one]

Thread of the year 🤣🤣
Might have to re-up this a few times as your list hard to top.

It's only the start.
The rest is waiting for others to add. (hint hint!)

 

[Cobarcats]

It's only the start.
The rest is waiting for others to add. (hint hint!)

Our boys are pretty good boys so linking it to something is difficult,
Does it have to be players?
Justin Pascoe.. Tony's Toupees
I'm logging off just incase I get blamed for moderating this thread 🤣

 

[bathursttiger1]

This was my dad’s favourite:
If you’re auntie had balls she’d be your uncle.

 

[Red88_Tiger]

....players could choose their own Third Party sponsor.

Like if (back in the day) Mark Gasnier could have gone for RSL taxis, or Vodaphone.
Or our Dane Laurie with Omni Skateboards.
Or Adam Doueihi with Auburn Kebab House
Or (again back a bit) Robbie Kearnes with Australain Saddles
Or John Hopoate with Scotch Finger biscuits
Or James Graham with Sydney Smiles Dental
Or Joel Monaghan with RSPCA
Or Todd Carney with Sydney Water
Or Anthony Mundine as ambassador for Danny Green Speaker Promotions
Or Mitchell Pearce with Canine Counselling.

And there'd be heaps more.

Please add:

Nate miles fertilisers

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Daine Laurie and Razor Scooters would be more appropriate.

 

[tiger_one]

Daine Laurie and Razor Scooters would be more appropriate.

You're spot on.

 

[Buttface]

Nu Brown - sorbet toilet paper
Chuck Stains - OMO

 

[Snidest 0]

Jeremy Schloss - Shoegrab

"I shat in Schlossy's shoes"

- Julian O'Neill Esq. (2000)

 

[Buttface]

Lodge - monopoly’s “get out of jail free” card.

 

[Buttface]

NRL - sleeve sponsors Pine o Clean with slogans like “Nothing to see here”
NRL - shorts sponsor, Oates brooms, with the slogan of “Sweep it under the rug”

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Todd Carney and Fosters, surely?

Still waiting for Alex Twal and “The Meat Man” too.

 

[Odessa]

Didn't think Hoppa was Scottish lol

Hoppa has to be Anusol Wipes