Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

“We are not even close.”- Romans building Rome, end of day one.

 

[TopTiger]

I got home to find that my kids had been on Ebay all day. If they are still on it tomorrow then I will lower the price.

 

[tiger_one]

Want to know one of the most important lessons in learning how to play guitar?
Stay tuned.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife apologised to me for the first time today after 30 years of marriage. She said she was sorry she ever met me!

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

 

[Leck]

John Candy was a comedic genius

 

[TopTiger]

I'd love to get paid to sleep. That would be my dream job.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every night.

 

[tiger_one]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it seems to go!

 

[tiger_one]

Why didn't any of Luke Skywalker's marriages last?
He always followed Obe-Wan's advice: "Use divorce, Luke."

 

[TopTiger]

Yesterday I read an article of the dangers of drinking too much and it scared the hell out of me. So I decided then and there never to read that article again.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife keeps complaining about how much she misses me.
I'm just glad she's not a better shot.

 

[TopTiger]

I bought a large Christmas tree today and the guy asked me whether I was going to put it up myself, I replied no I will probably put it up in the living room.

 

[tiger_one]

A giant hole has been knocked into the wall surrounding the nudist colony.
Police are looking in to it.

 

[Suzie-Q]

A giant hole has been knocked into the wall surrounding the nudist colony.
Police are looking in to it.

😂😂😂

 

[hank37w]

Perverts.

 

[Halbrowne61]

😂😂😂

Off to Tamworth this Saturday SQ ?
A long drive both ways if we don’t win, but a great town nonetheless.

 

[Suzie-Q]

Off to Tamworth this Saturday SQ ?
A long drive both ways if we don’t win, but a great town nonetheless.

Not this time, Hal. I'll be watching from home 🥰

 

[Bula]

My wife worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every night.

My wife has a black belt in cooking. One chop and you're dead.

 

[TopTiger]

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday and she said nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing!