Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

My wife left me because she said I am obsessed with the Wests Tigers. I was so upset as we had been together for 7 seasons.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife left me because she said I am obsessed with the Wests Tigers. I was so upset as we had been together for 7 seasons.

No I don't want this to be true, ever ..............

 

[tiger_one]

Arrived late to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting and all the seats were taken.

 

[TopTiger]

I'm reading a braille horror book, I can feel something terrible is about to happen!

 

[TopTiger]

My parents raised me as an only child which really pissed off my sister!

 

[tiger_one]

I just found out that I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.

 

[TopTiger]

A salesman tried to sell me a coffin yesterday, I told him that is the last thing I need.

 

[Bula]

I'm reading a braille horror book, I can feel something terrible is about to happen!

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Why are staduims so cold...... too many fans...😜🤪🤐

 

[Tito Santana]

Luke Brooks! 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[tiger_one]

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes” went from being a fun little kids' song to a list of things that hurt.
Ouch!

 

[Suzie-Q]

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes” went from being a fun little kids' song to a list of things that hurt.
Ouch!

Damn! True story, TO!

 

[TopTiger]

Last night my wife asked me is it just me or is the cat getting fat. Apparently it is just you wasn't the right answer.

 

[tiger_one]

Went to the mime school reunion.
It's the quiet ones you have to watch.

 

[tiger_one]

3,026 years from now, life will be either really good or really bad.
It's 5050.

 

[tiger_one]

Who else is egg-cited for Easter?

 

[Halbrowne61]

Who else is egg-cited for Easter?

My granddaughter, and about a dozen other kids, are at a friends farm on a fair dinkum Easter egg hunt.
Let’s hope the brown snakes down here don’t like chocolate, or little kids !

 

[tiger_one]

Two slices of bread got married.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

 

[tiger_one]

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
One, 'cause after that, it's not empty.

 

[tiger_one]

My friend sent me a joke in the mail.
Took me a few days to get it.