I hate magpies!!!!!

[cochise]

No its ok I am not talking about the Wests Magpies, I have become quite fond of them over the last 20 years. I am talking about those pesky birds that rain hell down from the sky, well not even all of them, just the one at the end of my street that swoops me and only me. He and I are now in our annual battle for supremacy of my street, I refuse to run from this menace and turn to face him every time, I plan on landing a punch on this fiend mid swoop. The lines have been drawn.

 

[pawsandclaws1]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

 

[Aesopian]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

**One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.**

How cruel. That's appalling... hahahahahaha

 

[cochise]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

This one remembers me, I know it. Everyone in the street feeds the bird in the park across the road, including me, but he only swoops me.

 

[hobbo1]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

This one remembers me, I know it. Everyone in the street feeds the bird in the park across the road, including me, but he only swoops me.

Can’t blame him really ?

 

[cochise]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

This one remembers me, I know it. Everyone in the street feeds the bird in the park across the road, including me, but he only swoops me.

Can’t blame him really ?

I knew someone would side with the menace of the sky.

 

[cochise]

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One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

How did they taste?

 

[pawsandclaws1]

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One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

How did they taste?

I was feeling a peckish.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

No its ok I am not talking about the Wests Magpies, I have become quite fond of them over the last 20 years. I am talking about those pesky birds that rain hell down from the sky, well not even all of them, just the one at the end of my street that swoops me and only me. He and I are now in our annual battle for supremacy of my street, I refuse to run from this menace and turn to face him every time, I plan on landing a punch on this fiend mid swoop. The lines have been drawn.

Feed them mince, they'll love you for life.

Had the same attitude toward them until someone gave me that advice.

 

[TillLindemann]

No its ok I am not talking about the Wests Magpies, I have become quite fond of them over the last 20 years. I am talking about those pesky birds that rain hell down from the sky, well not even all of them, just the one at the end of my street that swoops me and only me. He and I are now in our annual battle for supremacy of my street, I refuse to run from this menace and turn to face him every time, I plan on landing a punch on this fiend mid swoop. The lines have been drawn.

We probably got attacked by the same one on Second Avenue back in the day. There was a particularly ferocious one near the uni that used to terrify me.

 

[cochise]

No its ok I am not talking about the Wests Magpies, I have become quite fond of them over the last 20 years. I am talking about those pesky birds that rain hell down from the sky, well not even all of them, just the one at the end of my street that swoops me and only me. He and I are now in our annual battle for supremacy of my street, I refuse to run from this menace and turn to face him every time, I plan on landing a punch on this fiend mid swoop. The lines have been drawn.

We probably got attacked by the same one on Second Avenue back in the day. There was a particularly ferocious one near the uni that used to terrify me.

Yes there was a couple on Second Avenue, The one near Chapman Oval uesed to get me all the time.

 

[TillLindemann]

No its ok I am not talking about the Wests Magpies, I have become quite fond of them over the last 20 years. I am talking about those pesky birds that rain hell down from the sky, well not even all of them, just the one at the end of my street that swoops me and only me. He and I are now in our annual battle for supremacy of my street, I refuse to run from this menace and turn to face him every time, I plan on landing a punch on this fiend mid swoop. The lines have been drawn.

We probably got attacked by the same one on Second Avenue back in the day. There was a particularly ferocious one near the uni that used to terrify me.

Yes there was a couple on Second Avenue, The one near Chapman Oval uesed to get me all the time.

Haha that would be the one

 

[Goldust]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

 

[TillLindemann]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

haha yes it's great when it's happening to someone else

 

[Goldust]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

haha yes it's great when it's happening to someone else

Our local posty gets hammered by them ?
I feel so bad,but I can’t help but laugh

 

[TillLindemann]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

haha yes it's great when it's happening to someone else


Our local posty gets hammered by them ?
I feel so bad,but I can’t help but laugh

Some posties deserve a Victoria Cross for their bravery.

 

[cochise]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

That jump of your heart into your throat as you hear it above you lol, horrible.

 

[Snake]

Driving past a park near me today and a group of Chinese were being dive bombed and freaking out running in all directions pretty funny really .. welcomed to Australia 😂

 

[happy_tiger]

Such joy seeing someone else get swooped
Pure terror when you’re getting swooped

haha yes it's great when it's happening to someone else

Tennis anyone ????

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Very smart birds. You feed them once, they remember you for life. Usually the entire family comes to eat.

One Christmas, we had Magpjes and 12 Kookaburras including the fat babies for lunch.

This one remembers me, I know it. Everyone in the street feeds the bird in the park across the road, including me, but he only swoops me.

Need to change what your feeding him.