Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[AmericanHistoryX]

Only we can claim on all our ubiquitous properties..how dare you!!!!

The ATO said landlords are not allowed to claim property improvements (as opposed to repairs) as immediate deductions.
But if you rip out an old kitchen and put in a new and improved one, this is a capital improvement and is only deductible over time as capital works.

As capital works. WTF that mean??.

 

[TopTiger]

I lost my wife and kids all due to gambling. I won the lottery and moved to the Bahamas.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Bet responsibly.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Like my wife, we celebrated our 43rd anniversary in December and somebody asked what she was hoping for as a gift.
Her answer….. parole !

 

[tiger_one]

I knew this guy who had a compulsion to steal seaweed.
He was a kelptomaniac.

 

[426Tlgerland]

The NRL on weekly basis , it’s a joke

 

[tiger_one]

I did not realize hula hooping was still so popular.
Guess I’ve been out of the loop.

 

[TopTiger]

What's the difference between a golf ball and the G spot? A man will look for a golf ball.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I get it...

 

[TopTiger]

Yesterday I couldn't figure out if someone was waving at me or the person behind me. Later on that day I also lost my job as a lifeguard.