I picked up a hitchhiker today and he asked me how do you know that I am not a serial killer. I told him what are the chances of 2 serial killers being in the same car.
I rode my bicycle to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Scotch. I got out of the store and put the bottle into the bicycle's basket but then I thought what if I fall off the bike the bottle will break. So I decided to drink the entire bottle which was just as well as when I rode home I...