I bought a large Christmas tree today and the guy asked me whether I was going to put it up myself, I replied no I will probably put it up in the living room.
Yesterday I read an article of the dangers of drinking too much and it scared the hell out of me. So I decided then and there never to read that article again.
I hired a handyman yesterday and gave him a todo list of 8 jobs to do around my home. When I got back home later in the day he had only done tasks 1, 3, 5 and 7. I found out he only does odd jobs.